*Looks around*
My, my, I seem to have wandered into a void. The complete emptiness and desolation... Truly, some momentous and horrifying event must have taken place here.
Perhaps this is the sight of a legumularity. T'is said that very, very rarely (chances being roughly equivalent to the chances of a cash cow franchise such as Star Wars being allowed to die a dignified death) there will grow in a bean field a bean so small that its tininess would spread into the surrounding area, and everything within a radius of eb metres(e being the natural log and b being the number of beans in the immediate bean field) would implode upon the initial ibean, much as if the bean was a very limited black hole.
It is an exceedingly rare and oddly well documented phenomenon, for the nature of the singular tininess of ibeans is such that the void they create soon consumes itself, leaving behind the exact environment that was consumed. All inhabitants of the area that was pulled into the legumularity have no recollection of the event, and so the possibility of observing such a phenomenon is exceptionally small. So small, in fact, that the very existence of ibeans has often been questioned, hence the name.
I believe I shall go to the local grocers and buy some beans with which to build a bean cairn to commemorate what must have been a prodigious Bean Day.
*Shuffles Off*